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Let’s be real: This isn't Brooklyn talking; this is Nicola Peltz talking. The language in that statement—'transactional relationships,' 'intellectual property'—is way too smart for Brooklyn. This is the Peltz family (billionaires) vs. the Beckham family (millionaires). It’s a proxy war. Nicola is isolating him from his family to secure her control. We are watching a slow-motion car crash, and Brooklyn is just the passenger.

Everyone is mocking Brooklyn, but read the statement. He claims they tried to force him to sign away the rights to his own name before his wedding. That is dark. That is 'Britney Spears Conservatorship' energy. David and Victoria have cultivated this image of the 'Perfect Family' for decades, but it sounds like they are running a corporation, not a home. If your parents tried to trademark your identity to sell perfume, you’d be angry too. He’s breaking the cycle.

Brooklyn Beckham posting a manifesto about his 'trauma' is the most tone-deaf thing I've seen in 2026. You are a 26-year-old with zero talent who has failed at photography, cooking, and football, yet you are worth millions because of the name you are trashing. Accusing David and Victoria of treating you like a 'brand' is rich coming from a guy selling $20 hot sauce solely because of his last name. This isn't 'speaking your truth'; it’s a temper tantrum because Daddy cut off the allowance.