Brooklyn Beckham posting a manifesto about his 'trauma' is the most tone-deaf thing I've seen in 2026. You are a 26-year-old with zero talent who has failed at photography, cooking, and football, yet you are worth millions because of the name you are trashing. Accusing David and Victoria of treating you like a 'brand' is rich coming from a guy selling $20 hot sauce solely because of his last name. This isn't 'speaking your truth'; it’s a temper tantrum because Daddy cut off the allowance.