Everyone is mocking Brooklyn, but read the statement. He claims they tried to force him to sign away the rights to his own name before his wedding. That is dark. That is 'Britney Spears Conservatorship' energy. David and Victoria have cultivated this image of the 'Perfect Family' for decades, but it sounds like they are running a corporation, not a home. If your parents tried to trademark your identity to sell perfume, you’d be angry too. He’s breaking the cycle.