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The '67' trend is fascinating because it shows how fast a meme can mutate. In October, it was a joke trailer; in January, it's a legitimate search trend with lore and fan theories. It’s the Slender Man effect all over again. The internet wills these monsters into existence. I give it two weeks before Hollywood tries to buy the rights and ruins it with a PG-13 adaptation starring a stranger from TikTok. Enjoy the mystery while it lasts.

Hate on '67' all you want, but this is the future of horror. The '67' trailer proves that you don't need a studio budget to scare people; you just need to tap into the uncanny valley of the internet. The way it uses 'found footage' of memes we all recognize but twists them into something dark is genius. It feels like a cursed video tape from the future. Traditional horror is stale; this 'analog horror' wave is the only thing doing something new.

The fact that '67' is trending as a 'horror movie' proves that media literacy is dead. It started as a nonsense meme about 'John Pork' and 'Skrilla Ville,' and now kids are treating it like the next Blair Witch Project. It’s not scary; it’s just random noise and glitchy editing designed to fry your dopamine receptors. We are watching the 'Brainrot Cinematic Universe' take over real culture, and it’s embarrassing. Go watch a real horror movie, please.