Ableism is jumping out in these comments. Everyone mocking the Seattle Ultrasonics knife as 'lazy' clearly doesn't have arthritis or carpal tunnel. For an elderly person or someone with weak grip strength, a knife that cuts with 50% less force isn't a 'gimmick'—it's independence. If this tech helps my grandma cook for herself for another 5 years, it is worth every penny of that $399 price tag. Stop judging tech by whether you need it, and start asking who it helps.

Walking through CES 2026 must be exhausting. Everything is 'AI' this and 'AI' that. Samsung has an 'AI Turntable'? Why?. Do I need an algorithm to listen to vinyl records? The whole point of vinyl is that it's analog! Tech companies are just slapping the letters 'AI' on random objects to jack up the price. It’s the new 'Blockchain.' Wake me up when they invent something real.

I don't care if it costs $399, I need the Seattle Ultrasonics Vibrating Knife immediately. This is the kind of 'useless but amazing' tech I live for at CES. Cutting butternut squash is a nightmare, and if a vibrating blade makes it feel like butter, take my money. It’s like a lightsaber for your kitchen. Finally, a gadget that actually helps with daily chores instead of just another AI chatbot nobody asked for.