I give it three shows before Liam and Noel get into a fistfight on stage and cancel the rest of the tour. People are spending thousands on flights and hotels for a band that famously hates each other. It feels like a massive cash grab to pay for their divorces rather than a genuine desire to play together again. The magic of the 90s is gone, and watching two middle-aged men sneer at each other for two hours isn't worth the stress of the ticket queue. I’ll just watch the documentary on Netflix.